One of my absolute favorites of all time. - Nicholas
Scott Walker - Two Weeks Since You’ve Been Gone
Music When The Lights Go Out
”And all the memories of the pubs and the clubs and the drugs and the tubs we shared together, will stay with me forever.”
John Lennon (October 9, 1940 to December 8, 1980), you are missed. Here’s a “War Is Over! (If You Want It)” desktop background, if you want it.
Recently two of the four members of Summerland took an automated test that advised us on our best evil scenario for world domination. These were our results:
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?
Next, you must desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must covertly move your opening of the seven seals, bringing about Something That’s Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Superior Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
YOU can take the quiz too at Darksites.com/evilplan
Bad Idea of the Day #1
Remix the Mel Gibson rant tapes.